have you penciled in the apocalypse?

I absolutely agree that the "end" is nearer than ever before! I also believe that the beginning is further away today than it was yesterday.. duh.

However, until today I was unaware that the apocalypse has been penciled in on Saturday. This news comes from Harold Camping, who predicted the apocalypse to take place Sept. 6, 1994 but has now gone back to the drawing board and now has correct calculations.

Now, I am not mocking this man. I assume that he really believes this, even after a failed attempt. He is 89 years old... so the end is probably VERY near, for him anyway.

What I don't understand is this, he says that " A genius could not understand this because God has to open your mind to allow you to understand this."

Well I opened my mind, and my BIBLE (The WORD of GOD) and I found this:

Mark 13:32 (New International Version)

³² “But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.

and this,

Matthew 24:36-37 (New International Version)

³⁶ “But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. ³⁷ As it was in the days of Noah, so it will be at the coming of the Son of Man.

My Bible doesn't say "I'll be back 5-21-11" (get that Arnold dig?? :)) So I am making plans for Sunday dinner.

And if he's right? I'm OUTTA here!